|
 CATEGORIES ::
>
Blah!
>
Movies, Music, Guitars & Comics
>
Moviemaking Muppet Madness
>
Downloads
>
Fiction
>
Random Research
>
Recollections
>
Friends & Foes
>
Shocking Asia BLOOD, SWEAT N' TEARS ::
>
FYI Entertainment
>
FYI Studios
>
Y2k
>
Triple 6 Poser
>
Ciplak
>
A Girl Named Jane ONLINE PRESENCE ::
>
Friendster
>
MySpace
>
Flickr FRIENDS' BLOGS ::
>
Albert
>
Az
>
Cynthia
>
Debbie
>
Eddy
>
Effigy
>
Helenasia
>
Izuwan
>
Jordan
>
Kevin
>
Pete Teo
>
Rina
>
Shelley
>
The Visitor |
Talking Cock
Good day, ladies & gentlemen. My name is Khai, and I'm the proud owner of a penis.
Penis. Schlong. Dick. Weiner. Knob. Cock. Wang. One eyed monster. Salami. Third leg. Middle leg. Magic wand. The little general. Mini-me.
Having a penis has many wonderful uses. Besides the obvious act of mating and pleasure seeking, the penis enables us males to urinate outdoors, standing up, wherever it is most convenient.
But with great penis comes great responsibility. When we take full advantage of our blessing of pissing upright, we should be mindful of those around us.
The fuck-tard who decided to piss all around the toilet bowl seat would do well to remember that.
There I was, my copy of Chuck Palahniuk's 'Non-Fiction' in one hand, a pack of Dunhill Lights on my right, in dire need of a dump and right there in front of me the entire toilet seat is covered in golden liquid.
This didn't even look like an accident. This looked like the man too effort in forming a perfect circle of pee.
And there are urinals in the toilet. Urinals specifically for the purposes of peeing, where your aiming surface area is much larger and less inconveniencing when you miss. And yet this fuckeroni decides to pee on the toilet seat.
Was he blind? Was his penis out of control? Did it come to life and decide 'fuck this shit, I'll spew where I goddamn please'.
Bet someone's gonna shit in the urinal next. Bastards.
|
|
|
To date 1 Comment(s)
TrackBack-URL
(9.4.05 06:00)
Fuck. We have a toilet that is shared by both men and women. I don't know how the fuck they put up with it. I'm so disgusted when this shit happens. Hell, if there are urinals there, Mr. Shaky Grip Happy should tinkle elsewhere...like in a bush behind the building. Pig.
|
|
